pour one out to the neopets we left for dead
i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”
it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud
who needs friends when you have fast wifi
'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.
Teacher: “I won’t be setting any homework today”
real life high school advice:
- dont slack
- be friends with everyone
- kiss ass like there is no tomorrow
Kissing ass really pays off because I get away with stuff because I’m a nice, responsible, smart kid that all of my teachers love so occasionally I can be late to class or turn in my homework late out get a little extra credit
does anyone else get friend-jealous really easily?